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Why is it when I hear:

…all I can think of is:

Another Gif Request:

Has anyone been working on GIFs for the “Fruit of the Loom Guys on Horseback” Commercial? I’d think that’d be hilarious. XD

rickkanelives:

i’m not really a cat fan, but these are epic!

This is a great thing to wake up to on my dash. KITTEH!!!

The Problem with Automated Messaging

Voice Mail: You have reached the voice mail system.
Church: [sighs] Okay, okay, come on.
Voice Mail: To leave a message, just wait for the tone.
Church: I know how to leave a goddamn message.
Voice Mail: When you are finished recording, just hang up or press pound for more options.
Church: Really. Hang up. No shit. I was just gonna keep talking until he decided check his voice mail.
Voice Mail: For delivery options, press five.
Church: Just give me the damn beep!
Voice Mail: To leave a call back number, press eight. To page this person, press six,-
Church: Come on!
Voice Mail: To repeat this message, press nine.
Church: I will fucking stab you, computer-phone-lady!
Voice Mail: To mark this message as urgent, press eleven.
Church: THERE IS NO ELEVEN, YOU FUCKING WHORE!

Turbulence!

A Bittersweet Ending to an Interview

I’d probably do the exact same thing. People for the Eating of Tasty Animals. XD

Hey! Where the Party People at?

I’ve got some killer dance moves! See?

Phoenix Wright taking on real cases on Facebook

Before we get started, be forewarned: I do not tolerate baggage, ignorance or disrespect. If I get any of that from you, you're getting the BanHammer in return. Are we clear? Good. Now on the the good stuff:

You've probably seen me. I've been around the internets for a while and you may know me from there. In due time, my cyberspace revolution will begin. But until then, I'm gathering up my Soldiers at Arms one recruit at a time, as well as enlisting & imploring the help of many tools found in the social networking shed.

I'm an American otaku/geek/gamer/awesome guy that you'll wanna hang out with. I'm paying my dues, making my time and taking things beyond the realm of expectations. So sit back, relax, enjoy the ride and be involved in something great.

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Domo Arigato for taking the time to let me entertain you in some way, I promise you won't be disappointed. (By no means should you legally hold me accountable for that last statement, just so we're clear.)

Semper Fi, My Followers...

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