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Alright…

Who’s ready for some Twitter Madness in an hour?

It starts…

…Christmas music on Pandora. I’m normally into things like Transiberian Orchesta and Mannheim Steamroller…you know, the awesome stuff…but this?!?

Too much Gospel and not enough epic. If I wanted to hear a church choir, I’d go to church…

We’ll see how long before I blow up at my roomies again. XD

Yeah, this actually exists….and you’re welcome for being made aware of it.

Get Over Here!!!

These are my Scorpion and Sub-Zero book ends that came in my Kollector’s edition of the game released earlier this year.

Now that I finally have a place to display them, I thought I’d make it useful by holding my Christian Graphic Novels. (A bit of an odd choice, I know, but it’s practical enough that I don’t care.)

I could see it now…

“REPENT!!!”

Get Over Here!!!

These are my Scorpion and Sub-Zero book ends that came in my Kollector’s edition of the game released earlier this year.

Now that I finally have a place to display them, I thought I’d make it useful by holding my Christian Graphic Novels. (A bit of an odd choice, I know, but it’s practical enough that I don’t care.)

I could see it now…

“REPENT!!!”

Call this what you will, because I know I won’t win from either side, but to sum this up: Questionably Awesome.

(I know I’m gonna catch hell from somebody for endorsing this. Bring it on, hippie! XD )

For all my Star Wars fans, this nugget from @thinkgeek proves that as primitive as some technology may be, given enough ingenuity, awesome is eternal.

whiskey-in-a-teacup:

Are you living in the real world? 

It’s Inception…in Cowboy Bebop. How awesome is that?

Who doesn’t love Looney Tunes? Who doesn’t love Wizards? Prepare for the greatest fusion of both.

scruffynerdherder:

Long time ago

Far, far away

Cold as hell

Haunts from the past

Old sights and new smells

Constant conflict

Always on the move

Crash landings and crash takeoffs

Hide and seek

“No disintegrations”

Old enemies and new allies

“Do or Do Not”

“There is no try”

Neither cave is what they seem

You won’t need your weapons

A city in the clouds

Old allies become new enemies

Always shoots first

Impatience versus too much patience

I love you

I know

“It’s a trap!”

Red and blue

“Impressive”

Need a hand?

Plot twist

I am your father”

Debts being paid

Lives being threatened

New family and old friends

Impatience becomes way too much patience

One tired kid and one fucked up Dad. 

Bravo, good sir. Bravo.