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Great movie! Dead Poets Society is probably my favorite Robin Williams movie, second to Good Morning Vietnam, maybe.

Flo has some competition.

I didn’t think I’d jump on the band wagon, but Facebook just isn’t doing it for me anymore…

I don’t know who made this, but it sounds convincingly like it’ll clean stuff good.

I don’t know who made this, but it sounds convincingly like it’ll clean stuff good.

Does anyone wanna help me?

I’m looking for a few little solid plastic figurines that I’d arrange on the dash of my car:

I’d be looking to place a Koffing, a Magicarp and a Donkey from Shrek on a piece of durable plastic w/ some stands to keep them steady. I’d arrange them from left to right in that order and point it out to anyone new that rides w/ me.

I’d say “Alright, I’ll take you anywhere you want to go. After that, this rule applies. You have until the end of the trip to figure it out.”

The solution, from left to right, would be “Gas, Bass or Ass; no one rides for free.”

I know what the proper term is, but since I don’t smoke and prefer food over weed, an Ivysaur would not fit in my own equation.

Um…can I have…my stapler?

Um…can I have…my stapler?

Yeah, this actually exists….and you’re welcome for being made aware of it.

Get Over Here!!!

These are my Scorpion and Sub-Zero book ends that came in my Kollector’s edition of the game released earlier this year.

Now that I finally have a place to display them, I thought I’d make it useful by holding my Christian Graphic Novels. (A bit of an odd choice, I know, but it’s practical enough that I don’t care.)

I could see it now…

“REPENT!!!”

Get Over Here!!!

These are my Scorpion and Sub-Zero book ends that came in my Kollector’s edition of the game released earlier this year.

Now that I finally have a place to display them, I thought I’d make it useful by holding my Christian Graphic Novels. (A bit of an odd choice, I know, but it’s practical enough that I don’t care.)

I could see it now…

“REPENT!!!”

Call this what you will, because I know I won’t win from either side, but to sum this up: Questionably Awesome.

(I know I’m gonna catch hell from somebody for endorsing this. Bring it on, hippie! XD )

For all my Star Wars fans, this nugget from @thinkgeek proves that as primitive as some technology may be, given enough ingenuity, awesome is eternal.