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May 29

Death Blog Strikes Again -

If it wasn’t for bad luck, she would have no luck at all.

You know you are despised when you, as a vampire, get the **** beat out of you by another vampire…but not just any vampire: The Freakin’ Count, the most passive vampire to ever exist in modern media.

You know you are despised when you, as a vampire, get the **** beat out of you by another vampire…but not just any vampire: The Freakin’ Count, the most passive vampire to ever exist in modern media.

May 28

The Full Names of lesser known characters... -

…the more you know, I suppose.

A…Captain America…Arc Reactor?! What madness is this?!? (Taken with instagram)

A…Captain America…Arc Reactor?! What madness is this?!? (Taken with instagram)

May 26

#gpoy B&W (Taken with instagram)

#gpoy B&W (Taken with instagram)

In case I don’t get to say it Monday, Happy Memorial Day to friends, family & loved ones of our Armed Forces. #thankyou (SFMF) (Taken with instagram)

In case I don’t get to say it Monday, Happy Memorial Day to friends, family & loved ones of our Armed Forces. #thankyou (SFMF) (Taken with instagram)

#gpoy Hat Sketch (Taken with instagram)

#gpoy Hat Sketch (Taken with instagram)

Stylish #gpoy in a @bucklestore wardrobe. (Taken with instagram)

Stylish #gpoy in a @bucklestore wardrobe. (Taken with instagram)

May 24

Btw

I DO realize it is another type of coconut, I just saw it next to a traditional type & just went o_O.

(I should’ve taken a side by side comparison to add to the effect. I may go out later on today & do just that.)

This is supposed to be a coconut. Does this LOOK like a coconut to you?

This is supposed to be a coconut. Does this LOOK like a coconut to you?